Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
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Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
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Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
All I want is dick and wine.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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