some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
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I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
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masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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