I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
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You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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