Taylor Swift is so right about you.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
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you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
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Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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