if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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