It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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