we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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