I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
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Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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