5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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