Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
