The best revenge is premature balding
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
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Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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