Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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