This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
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There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
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I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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