I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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