ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
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Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
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im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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