just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
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After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
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I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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