I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
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halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
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The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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