i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
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I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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