It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
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I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
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If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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