It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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