Don't make out with my wife yet
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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