Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
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You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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