I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
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I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
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Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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