if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Banned from zoo.
Again?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
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