im about as happy as oj after his trial
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
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i robbed the continental breakfast last night
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
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I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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