Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
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What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
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I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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