I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day