just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
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I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
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So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"