oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
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i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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