i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.