At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
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no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
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Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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