Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
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But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
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Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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