Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
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didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
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I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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