can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
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I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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