Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
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He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
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I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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