Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
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I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
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We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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