i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
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Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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