never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
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He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
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My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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