That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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