love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'll put lettuce on them
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.