walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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