Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
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I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
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Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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