Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
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Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO