If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I understand Curling. That high.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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