Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
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Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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