whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
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