i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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