my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
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Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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