i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
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I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
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The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
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