My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
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Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
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In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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