I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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